Thursday 14 April 2011

Change of Language........

Feel the DiFfErEnCe!!!!!
 
 
> A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not
> throw stones.
> GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous
> edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous
> projectiles.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
> GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence
> are not truly auriferous.
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
> GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
> GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
> GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
> GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no
> congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
> GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage
> tend to congregate.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
> GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
> GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
> contiguous to rectitude.
>
> *********************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
> GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
> precipitately departed lactile fluid.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
> GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
> superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
> GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
> GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
> possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
> GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
> without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous
> fellow.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
> GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their
> provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

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