Friday 15 April 2011

This is AwesomE…………..


The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary GENIUS or is absolutely JOBLESS . Why?

You'll soon find out!!!

Read the sentence below very very carefully...



"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness". 



This is a sentence where the nth word is N letters long.

e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on.................


Thursday 14 April 2011

JOKE of the DaY - he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J Spinster Sister

A man suffered a serious heart attack  and had an open-heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to  find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
hospital. As he was  recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
would like to pay  for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health
insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only
have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are
married to God."

The patient replied, "Well, then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Change of Language........

Feel the DiFfErEnCe!!!!!
 
 
> A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not
> throw stones.
> GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous
> edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous
> projectiles.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
> GRE STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence
> are not truly auriferous.
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
> GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
> GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
> GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
> GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no
> congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
> GRE STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage
> tend to congregate.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
> GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
> GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
> contiguous to rectitude.
>
> *********************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
> GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
> precipitately departed lactile fluid.
>
> *******************************************************
>
> NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
> GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
> superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
> GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
> GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
> possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
> GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
> without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous
> fellow.
>
> *******************************************************
> NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
> GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their
> provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

BBC says about Taj Mahal---Hidden Truth - Never say it is a Tomb

Aerial view of the Taj Mahal



The interior water well


Frontal view of the Taj Mahal and dome

Close up of the dome with pinnacle


Close up of the pinnacle



                                      Inlaid pinnacle pattern in courtyard


Red lotus at apex of the entrance


Rear view of the Taj & 22 apartments


View of sealed doors & windows in back



                                                  Typical Vedic style corridors

The Music House--a contradiction


A locked room on upper floor



                                      A marble apartment on ground floor

The OM in the flowers on the walls



                            Staircase that leads to the lower levels

300 foot long corridor inside apartments


One of the 22 rooms in the secret lower level


Interior of one of the 22 secret rooms


Interior of another of the locked rooms


Vedic design on ceiling of a locked room


Huge ventilator sealed shut with bricks


Secret walled door that leads to other rooms


Secret bricked door that hides more evidence


Palace in Barhanpur where Mumtaz died


Pavilion where Mumtaz is said to be buried


NOW READ THIS.......

No one has ever challenged it except Prof. P. N. Oak, who believes the
whole world has been duped. In his book Taj Mahal: The True Story, Oak says
the
Taj Mahal is not Queen Mumtaz's tomb but an ancient
Hindu temple palace of
Lord Shiva
(then known as Tejo Mahalaya ) . In the course of his research O
ak discovered that the Shiva temple palace was usurped by Shah Jahan from
then Maharaja of Jaipur, Jai Singh. In his own court chronicle,
Badshahnama,
Shah Jahan admits that an exceptionally beautiful grand mansion in Agra
was taken from Jai SIngh for Mumtaz's burial . The ex-Maharaja of Jaipur
still
retains in his secret collection two orders from Shah Jahan for
surrendering the Taj building. Using captured temples and mansions, as a
burial place for
dead courtiers and royalty was a common practice among Muslim rulers.

For example, Humayun,Akbar, Etmud-ud-Daula and Safdarjung are all buried
in such mansions. Oak's inquiries began with the name of Taj Mahal. He says

the term "
Mahal " has never been used for a building in any Muslim countries
from Afghanisthan to Algeria.
"The unusual explanation that the term Taj
Mahal derives from Mumtaz Mahal was illogical in atleast two respects.

Firstly, her name was never
Mumtaz Mahal but Mumtaz-ul-Zamani," he writes.
Secondly, one cannot omit the first three letters 'Mum' from a woman's
name to derive the remainder as the name for the building."Taj Mahal, he
claims, is a corrupt version of
Tejo Mahalaya, or Lord Shiva's Palace .. Oak
also says the love story of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan is a fairy tale created
by
court sycophants, blundering historians and sloppy archaeologists . Not a
single royal chronicle of Shah Jahan's time corroborates the love story.

Furthermore, Oak cites several documents suggesting the Taj Mahal predates
Shah Jahan's era, and was a temple dedicated to Shiva, worshipped by
Rajputs of Agra city. For example, Prof. Marvin Miller of New York took a
few
samples from the riverside doorway of the Taj. Carbon dating tests revealed
that the door was 300 years older than Shah Jahan. European traveler Johan
Albert Mandelslo,who visited Agra in 1638 (only seven years after Mumtaz's
death), describes the life of the cit y in his memoirs. But he makes no
reference to the Taj Mahal being built. The writings of Peter Mundy, an
English visitor to Agra within a year of Mumtaz's death, also suggest the
Taj was a noteworthy building well before Shah Jahan's time.

Prof. Oak points out a number of design and architectural inconsistencies
that support the belief of the Taj Mahal being a typical Hindu temple
rather
than a mausoleum. Many rooms in the Taj ! Mahal have remained sealed
since Shah Jahan's time and are still inaccessible to the public
. Oak
asserts they contain a headless statue of Lord Shiva and other objects
commonly used for worship rituals in Hindu temples .
Fearing political
backlash, Indira Gandhi's government tried to have Prof. Oak's book
withdrawn from the bookstores, and threatened the Indian publisher of the
first edition dire consequences . There is only one way to discredit or
validate Oak's research.
BE CAREFUL!!!!!
 

Its now available in India, be careful


PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE  USING A public computer (Like INTERNET CAFES. ETC)
 


CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE ABOVE DEVICE IS THERE.... IF SO..then DO NOT USE IT!!!


New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized to save all typed keys in it?
Mostly could be used in net cafes, exhibitions, hotels and airports therefore be careful especially the people who use the internet in these places to enter their bank accounts online or any other important sites.

After you enter the bank account and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device. 


Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it  before using the net in public places for important sites.

--
~ Think Positive **~ Be Positive **~ Feel the Difference*



This is the story of "The Perfect Boss"

There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic
project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone were loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him -
Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the
exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5:30 pm.
His boss replied "OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today" .

The Scientist started working. He continued his work after
lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion. The time was 8.30 PM.

Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.

He looked for his boss, he was not there. Having told him in
the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home.
Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having
disappointed his children. He reached home. Children were not there.

His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines.
The situation was explosive; any talk would boomerang on
him. His wife asked him, "Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.

The man replied "If you would like to have coffee, i too
will have but what about Children?"

Wife replied "You don't know? Your manager came here at 5.15
PM and has taken the children to the exhibition "

What had really happened was ... The boss who granted him
permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM . He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.

So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition.
The boss does not have to do it everytime. But once it is
done, loyalty is established.

That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work
under their boss even though the stress was tremendous.
By the way, can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was..?
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He was none other than the mastermind behind India 's
successful nuclear weapons and missiles program.
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, President of India .

Wednesday 13 April 2011

CYBER EducatioN 2DAY!!

A software engineer educating his child……..





A:  APPLE

B:  BLUETOOTH

C:  CHAT

D:  DOWNLOAD

E:  E MAIL

F:  FACEBOOK

G:  GOOGLE


H:  HEWLETT PACKARD


I:     iPHONE


J:  JAVA


K:  KINGSTON


L:   LAPTOP


M:  MESSENGER


N:  NERO

 O:  ORKUT


P:  PICASSA


Q:  QUICK HEAL


 R:  RAM


S:  SERVER



T:  TWITTER


 U:  USB



V:  VISTA



W:  WiFi


X:   Xp


 Y:  YOU TUBE


Z:  ZORPIA



Thank God .... A is still a apple!!!!! :-D